To: All
this is the borscht belt joke habs sent on email
''A Jewish Mother's Answering Machine
(It works for all other mothers just change the menu)
If you want varnishkas, press 1
If you want knishes press 2
If you want chicken soup, press 3
If you want matzoh balls with the soup, press 4
If you want to know how am I feeling, you are calling the wrong number since nobody ever asks me how I am feeling''
To: All
lol bill just finished making the scrambled eggs
I have to go in and serve
bb in a minute
Love, Palo
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