[galt-jw]

weird. now why here? did US ranchers draw too much attention? any hypotheses to what the heck is going on here?

[per loin]

Some folks suspect that the green dwarf, who has been reported by several people, is connected in some way with the mutilations. But many others don't believe in green dwarfs.

[snag_matic]

Tin-Foil Alert!

[B Knotts]

This can only be the work of:

El Chupacabra!

[Pete]

In the massively popular TV series The X-Files, FBI scientists probed unusual and paranormal cases, often strange deaths involving bodies mutilated by suspected aliens.

Just for the record, very few episodes of the X files revolved around strange deaths involving bodies mutilated by suspected aliens. I think there might have been one episode about the animal mutilation phenomena.

In the grand scheme of things, this matters not at all.

I really need to go to Walmart and buy myself a life.

[rellimpank]

Idiotic. About twenty years ago, tired of getting called to every dead cow in the county, some Georgia sheriff did a time-lapse home movie for a few days of a carcass which displayed all of the same gruesome effects claimed by the dimwits who think this stuff is caused by aliens, etc.--

It's caused by birds, bugs and coyotes or foxes--

[MadRobotArtist]

Okay, now here's how I know it's aliens. Humans know where hamburger comes from, as well as steak. Cattle would disappear completely, because humans, I don't care how nutty they are will NOT pass up the idea of a freezer full of nice Red Meat. I for one if given the oppurtunity to get a whole cow, butchered and put into a freezer, You bet I'd take the meat. Only a stupid alien, would steal the worst parts of a perfectly good cow, horse, or anything else. Now, let's talk about blood loss. Does anyone here have any idea how much blood is in a cow? Holy mackeral, let me say that whatever you think is in a cow, take that times 10. It's a lot of blood. Where in the heck did the blood go? So you've got that mystery. Then, who in the heck would want it?

Then there's the strange lights in the sky, and the charred ground. Let me say this, Satanic cultists aren't going to be able to make funny lights in the sky, char the earth, steal testicles, and tongues and blood from any animals without someone knowing something. It's like those fake crop circles. Someone who knows something is always going to tell what they know to someone else. This is nothing more than the work of Alien biology students. Yes, that's right, Alien biology students. Who else would want to dissect cows, and other animals? I'd lay money on it, there's someone or some people in Argentina who are going to say they were probed, and or abducted from their beds. Those people are victims of Drunken Alien Fratboys, who do those things, and take pictures to show their friends on their homeworld.

You're wondering how I know these things? Well, I have captured some of these little people while they were harassing my cats. Now, My female cat Darthy is Pregnant. It took several buckets of water to get the aliens off my cat. Oh sure, it looked like my other cat Stinky, but I'm telling you, it was an alien. Now, the wife and I are waiting to see if they come back to repatriate their fuzzy alien progeny back to the mothership. I'll keep everyone posted. For pictures of the cats, please feel free to Freepmail me. I may have to hide the evidence of their visit, so I'm willing to give them to responsible freepers from everywhere.