HaHa. That's funny, love! Actually my two appointments for this evening cancelled because neither husband can get up the hill, and it takes both husband and wife to sign loan documents. I hadn't thought of that until you mentioned it.
Plus which I'm grabbing the doorway and saying "I won't go.....!". I went out and looked - the wind has died, the smoke hangs heavy and hurts my lungs a LOT, and the western sky glows but no leaping flames to be seen. Phew -