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Tattooed teen discovers the ugly truth (BWAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!)
Deutsche Presse-Agentur ^ | June 8 2002

Posted on 06/07/2002 2:23:47 PM PDT by dead

A British teenager who thought he had "Love, Honour and Obey" tattooed on his arm in Mandarin received an unpleasant surprise when a waitress in a Chinese restaurant started laughing at him.

Lee Becks, 18, a hairdresser, paid £90 ($230) for the tattoo on his upper right arm and was thoroughly pleased with the result - until he found out it actually read: "At the end of the day, this is an ugly boy."

He realised something was wrong when the waitress started giggling and saying he was obviously trying to make people laugh. Mr Becks pressed her to explain and discovered the ugly truth, it was reported in Metro, a free paper distributed in London.

He returned to the tattoo parlour but found it had closed. "I suspect the tattooist knew he was closing and just wanted to get his own back for some reason," he said.

He keeps the tattoo covered, but on a recent night out he showed it off to friends. A group of Chinese girls began laughing. Mr Becks plans to spend £600 to have the tattoo removed.


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To: maxwell; Rikastrom; Constitution Day; Argh; xsmommy; dubyaismypresident
Paging Dr. Fine, Doctor Howard, Dr. Fine! LOL!
21 posted on 06/08/2002 4:32:09 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: MeeknMing
Meek, you got me started. Go to this website tattoos and find your fav. I like this one:



22 posted on 06/08/2002 5:16:46 AM PDT by xJones
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To: MeeknMing
Mr Becks plans to spend £600 to have the tattoo removed.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA... That's the funniest part, bro!

Big ol' tattooed BUMP

23 posted on 06/08/2002 6:51:51 AM PDT by maxwell
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To: anniegetyourgun
Funny, that's exactly what comes to mind when I see a tattoo on someone.....

Aw c'mon Wild Thang, tattooes are sexy. Can be.

I like to lick 'em... ;)

24 posted on 06/08/2002 6:53:37 AM PDT by maxwell
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To: maxwell
It's a pet peeve of mine. I especially wanna laugh because most of 'em are on fat boys and old men. (These are the same groups that seem to be attracted to metal in their faces too.)

So they were ugly before they did this, and all of the sudden their sexy? In their dreams....

25 posted on 06/08/2002 7:36:05 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: xJones; SamWOlf
Here's one you might like, Sam???? lol!




26 posted on 06/08/2002 9:28:16 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: maxwell
LOL! Get this one 'fore comin' to Texas, Mad Max! LOL!
Someone once asked me if I ever thought about gettin' a tattoo! My reply?
I told them that I had always managed to be able to stay JUST this side of
of getting THAT drunk!




27 posted on 06/08/2002 9:32:21 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: anniegetyourgun; maxwell
Did you say metal in their faces??...........



28 posted on 06/08/2002 9:38:27 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: dead
What a putz!
29 posted on 06/08/2002 9:39:34 AM PDT by Fred Mertz
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To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!



30 posted on 06/08/2002 9:40:55 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: D-fendr
Home boy pimp...

Sick huh?!

31 posted on 06/08/2002 9:46:26 AM PDT by TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
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To: MeeknMing
Careful now....Maxwell is gonna get aroused and want to lick those.
32 posted on 06/08/2002 9:46:34 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: anniegetyourgun;MeeknMing;Maxwell
Careful now....Maxwell is gonna get aroused and want to lick those.

Well, if Maxwell really wants to lick a tatoo...



33 posted on 06/08/2002 9:58:53 AM PDT by xJones
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To: xJones; anniegetyourgun; maxwell
ROFL! There's you go, Mad Max!
35 posted on 06/08/2002 11:46:58 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: dead
Starting to think you're right. I'm looking for "chat" but can't find it. It's not in the topics list;
don't know where else to look. Hmmmmm......
36 posted on 06/08/2002 1:28:22 PM PDT by EggsAckley
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To: MeeknMing
I still think he was lucky. He could've gotten something worse on his arm.

Have you seen this?


37 posted on 06/08/2002 4:14:23 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul
I have now. Martha Stewart's really let herself go. It's NOT a good thing, Martha.
38 posted on 06/08/2002 4:43:25 PM PDT by TrappedInLiberalHell
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To: LindaSOG
Low Class??? Smile when you say that.

None of my tattoos are low class.

Well, what do you have, and where?

39 posted on 06/08/2002 11:46:51 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: Victoria Delsoul
LOL!
40 posted on 06/09/2002 3:55:57 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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