[Auntie Mame]

This may be an old email funny, but I get a chuckle out of it every time I read it. Thanks.

[brat]

"Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I WILL kill you."...my favorite.