[brat]

"Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I WILL kill you."...my favorite.

[OldFriend]

My neighbor's husband would always be at the kitchen table cleaning his guns when the date appeared!!!! Not so subliminal mesage!