[catpuppy]

nully, it is gross understatement to call that poetic funkle masterpiece mere rhymes. You, sir have set a standard for funkling that I predict will forever be looked upon as the measure by which all others are judged.

[null and void]

*blush*

It wasn't exactly doggerel, it was more (cat)pup(py)erel..

[Windshark]

Waiting....