[Argus]

Women want men with money and men want women with sex appeal. What a shock. You mean this is why Anna Nicole Smith married an 89 year old billionaire and vice versa?

[Pistias]

Women want men with money and men want women with sex appeal

Correction: women want men with strength, and men want women with beauty. Strength and beauty can emerge in permutations other than beaucoup cash and dazzling curves.

[Polybius]

Women want men with money and men want women with sex appeal. What a shock. You mean this is why Anna Nicole Smith married an 92 year-old billionaire and vice versa?

My Jewish medical colleague told me this one so it must be P.C.

(Told with Jewish New York accent): A 95 year old Jewish billionaire and a 23 year old Playboy Playmate of the Year decided to get married. It was one of those True Love things. The billionaire goes to see his doctor for his pre-marital blood test.

"Aaron", says the Doctor, "I've been your Doctor and friend for 30 years, haven't I"

"Yes, you have."

"Belive me then, you just have to re-consider this marriage", says the Doctor. "Sex between a 23 year-old woman and a 95 year-old man could prove fatal."

"Well, Doctah, if she dies, she dies!"