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LEARNING CURVE-Chelsea Clinton Seen Purchasing Pregnancy Kits at Oxford University Pharmacy..
The New York Post ^ | May 31, 2002 | Richard Johson

Posted on 05/31/2002 8:41:23 AM PDT by codebreaker

Did Chelsea Clinton drink too much one night?

And is she pregnant?

The London Sun printed pictues yesterday of the former first daughter staggering out of a London nightclub on the arm of her beau, Ian Klaus.

The paper reports she needed help keeping upright after a night of boozing.

In an unrelated story--though they could be related--

The New Globe reports that Chelsea recently bought two home pregnancy kits at a pharmacy near Oxford University..


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To: Clara Lou
Socialized health care at its finest!
41 posted on 05/31/2002 9:09:04 AM PDT by codebreaker
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To: codebreaker
Didn't she have any left over from the days of living with her father??
42 posted on 05/31/2002 9:09:49 AM PDT by ZULU
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To: codebreaker
You believe that Chelsea is too smart to buy a pg test for a friend, yet at the same time you believe she's stupid enough to buy two pregnancy tests for herself?
43 posted on 05/31/2002 9:10:03 AM PDT by flyervet
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To: Hobey Baker
If Chelsea wasn't still using U.S. Government funds for her travel and security I might agree, when does she stop travelling the wolrd on our dime-when she is 30 or 40?

I was told that this was some executive order that was put in place..

44 posted on 05/31/2002 9:11:35 AM PDT by codebreaker
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To: codebreaker
She's abusing an unborn child if she's pregnant...the nanny state needs to intervene.
45 posted on 05/31/2002 9:12:03 AM PDT by gundog
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To: flyervet
Perhaps she was covered up in a hat or glasses so no one would notice..
46 posted on 05/31/2002 9:12:47 AM PDT by codebreaker
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To: codebreaker
It's time to play . . .

Name Chelsea's Baby!

If it's a girl:

Senata Klaus

If it's a boy:

Bubba Klaus

Play along at home!

47 posted on 05/31/2002 9:14:48 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: codebreaker
The New Globe reports that Chelsea recently bought two home pregnancy kits at a pharmacy near Oxford University...

Whoa! Chelsea might be infected with a parasitic, unviable, tissue mass?

48 posted on 05/31/2002 9:14:49 AM PDT by toupsie
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To: College Repub
And Chels is planning the wedding for next year which would be just after a potential birth. Would any woman want to go through with that veggie eater or not?

She wouldn't have the strengh, not eating meat and all.

49 posted on 05/31/2002 9:15:30 AM PDT by codebreaker
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To: codebreaker
Or maybe she didn't buy them at all. After all, tabloids, especially British ones, aren't known for having an unshakeable commitment to the truth.

I'm sure if there's any proof, of whatever sort, it will come out soon.
50 posted on 05/31/2002 9:16:07 AM PDT by flyervet
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To: Charles Henrickson
Curly Klaus?
51 posted on 05/31/2002 9:16:39 AM PDT by codebreaker
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To: flyervet
I just wish we could forget these people, but they keep on the government dole somehow...
52 posted on 05/31/2002 9:18:51 AM PDT by codebreaker
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To: flyervet
...there's also the possibility that Chelsea never even set foot in the pharmacy.

Of course. They're called "chemists" in England.

53 posted on 05/31/2002 9:19:46 AM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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To: TomGuy
Would a movie about Chelsea be, "Spawn of the living dead?"

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! Never give an inch to tyranny!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

54 posted on 05/31/2002 9:21:58 AM PDT by LonePalm
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To: codebreaker
Maybe in view of Grandpa's abilities:

Escape Klaus

55 posted on 05/31/2002 9:26:04 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Hobey Baker
This is really bad. Her Satanic parents notwithstanding, Chelsea's just a kid with a lot of growing up to do; she doesn't deserve this. These tabloids should be ashamed, but pigs will fly first.

Oh, puh-lease. Chelsea Clinton has thrown herself into the public spotlight with her ridiculous behavior. And you have to expect that the cameras and writers with notebooks are going to expose the dirt, grime, and warts along with the new haircuts and fashion shows...

Don't mourn for this chick. Trust me: She eats up the attention. She's daddy's girl.
56 posted on 05/31/2002 9:27:31 AM PDT by Bush2000
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To: Charles Henrickson
LOL! or Shotgun Klaus
57 posted on 05/31/2002 9:28:21 AM PDT by codebreaker
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To: TomGuy

58 posted on 05/31/2002 9:30:24 AM PDT by codebreaker
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To: codebreaker
More girl's names:

Monica Klaus
Lil' Krusty Klaus

Another boy's name:

Ian Klaus Rodham-Clinton

59 posted on 05/31/2002 9:46:51 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson
I love Lil' Crusty Klaus!
60 posted on 05/31/2002 9:49:28 AM PDT by codebreaker
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