Miss Universe Contest Thread

Self | May 29, 2002 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

In about half an hour the Miss Universe Contest will be broadcast. On this thread, please post your analysis of this event. Unlike the Miss America contest which has gotten way too PC in recent years and has presented us with too many contestants who aren't all that hot, the Miss Universe (and Miss World) contest has LOTS of really HOT looking contestants. To hell with how well a contestant can sing an operetta which seems to be too much of a concern in the Miss America contest. Miss Universe revolves much more around LOOKS. Yeah, a lot of women still enjoy watching the Miss America contest but guys love oogling over the Miss Universe contestants.

Usually the best looking contestants in Miss Universe come from South America because they take this contest so seriously down there. But perhaps there will be some surprises from other parts of the world. So post your comments, analysis, and your major Schwinnng alerts on this official Miss Universe Contest Thread.

[PJ-Comix]

I have a question to lead off this important discussion: What is the main difference between the Miss Universe and the Miss World contests?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

What is the main difference between the Miss Universe and the Miss World contests?

Umm, Miss World represents Earth. And Miss Universe represents...everything else?

[PJ-Comix]

Umm, Miss World represents Earth. And Miss Universe represents...everything else?

Yeah, I sure can't wait to see the scaley, green-skinned, multi-tentacled contestant from Mars.

[steveo]

please post your analysis of this event

In advance my wife's comments on no particular contestant but in order of appearance:

She could loose some weight.
Those are fake.
Who designed that garbage?
She's cute. But those are fake.
Huh?
I hope she wins so she can buy some brains.
TRIP! TRIP!
And so it goes….

[codebreaker]

I have a speical rooting interest since an alumni from my school was the 1st runner up in the USA competition.

So if the USA contestant wins tonight, she automatically becomes Miss USA.

And we may be due to win one..

[TomB]

Bless you PJ.

This could be one of the most important threads in the history of FR.

I'm looking forward to some stimulating pict....er....discussion.

[PJ-Comix]

So if the USA contestant wins tonight, she automatically becomes Miss USA.

Huh? How does she become Miss USA if the Miss USA contestant wins tonight? Do you mean the winner is promoted to Miss Universe and the runner-up moves into the Miss USA slot?

[PJ-Comix]

Thanx but I'm still curious as to what the main difference between the Miss Universe and the Miss World contest is.

[habs4ever]

Is there an award for Miss Perky??;-)

[CounterCounterCulture]

Miss Universe Contest Thread

I suppose this could be consolation for Anna Kournikova's first-round loss today at the French Open

[PJ-Comix]

It's hard to make a scientific judgement right now because of the big national costumes they were wearing but it looks like Miss Brazil, Miss Poland, and Miss Russia are definite contenders for the Miss Universe title. Also I think we can cross Miss Bulgaria and Miss China off the list at this point.

[PJ-Comix]

Which contestant would you like to Ping, Oh Mighty King of Ping?

[TomB]

How nice. In solidarity with Hillary Clinton they're wearing pantsuits.

And Miss China is on to the second round.

[DoughtyOne]

On the DoughtyOne scale of 1 to 10, Miss Pasek rates an ouch!