[catpuppy]

One doesn't miss what one never had. But you, nully of the debauched coast, seem strangely familiar with the banned behavior. Might this explain the weird noises and unexplained excavations in your basement?

[sweetliberty]

"Might this explain the weird noises and unexplained excavations in your basement?"

Oh Catpuppy, that was harsh. Hehehe...You reckon it could explain his weird roommates too?

[null and void]

One doesn't miss what one never had. But you, nully of the debauched coast, seem strangely familiar with the banned behavior. Might this explain the weird noises and unexplained excavations in your basement?

No no no no. You misunderstand me. Since you are a catpuppy no-one can legally have sex with YOU.

I do note in passing the way you interpreted what I said. Methinks you protestith too much...