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To: MeeknMing
Bwahaha... Well it'll be all book larnin tonight bro, they'll start the bike larnin tomorrow... So I'm figuring I meay as well get trashed off my Republican a$$ tonight becuause I hate sitting in class... Done so much of it alreday, yoouknowwhati'msaying...
45 posted on 05/03/2002 11:04:49 AM PDT by maxwell
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To: maxwell
This one's for your book larnin' tonight, maxwell.

Passing an exam

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms. Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs. The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.

"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"

62 posted on 05/03/2002 11:21:30 AM PDT by Just another Joe
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To: maxwell
Done so much of it alreday, yoouknowwhati'msaying...

Oh, yeah. BTDT (Been there done that)......
Gotta run an errand. See ya'll in a little bit! :O)

70 posted on 05/03/2002 11:26:40 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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