I'm Doomed

BSNN.net ^ | 4-26-02 | Nathan Porter

[xsmommy]

loved it!!!

[realpatriot71]

“I clean the shit out of my kid's ass with a handy wipe.”

Bwahahahaha!

[goliath]

And it's not just stay at home dads who are at risk, I think we are all doomed. And the surest way to die fast is to try following all the conflicting health advice.

[WilliamWallace1999]

ROTFLMAO. I think I soiled my armour again.

[Don Myers]

Perhaps, you have learned by now that it really isn't a good idea to listen to other people?

[goliath]

Well you're on your own there pal. I don't clean the crap out of anybody's you-know-what

[Vic3O3]

Loved it. I'm an at-home mom, & many of my old friends thought I was crazy for wanting to stay home. They thought I'd hate it. Well they don't know what they're missing! vic3o3

[goliath]

What did you say? I wasn't listening ;)

[ZinGirl]

Hey, Nathan...slow down, dude. Quite being so happy and well-adjusted....you're making the rest of us look bad. (hardee-har-har)

A positive, stay-at-home parent BUMP!!!

[MissAmericanPie]

No mere human makes it though life stress free, much less alive. =o)

[wattsmag2]

Too bad. I dip tobacco, drink beer, get mad, don't exercise as much as I should, all the things my ancestors did, and they lived to be in their 90s. But, if I die tomorrow, I will have enjoyed every single year.

And I won't blame any of the companies for the products I bought. In fact, I think I will put in my will a stipulation to send each of them a thank you note.

[tcostell]

My wife and I have a running bet on the over-under for Coffee research reversals. Our unofficial count is that every 3 to 6 months (hence the wager) a new study is discussed on the New York Evening news which either talks about "Coffee, now it can benefit your (Insert organ here)" or "Coffee, the secret killer." We started with a bet on wether it was a positive or negative study, but after 4 years we realized that it's always the reverse of the last study.

Often, I've heard the same talking head argue both sides of this nonsensical argument, 3 to 6 months apart. We always imaging the maintenance staff at the newsroom packing and unpacking the coffee machine every three months or so in an attempt to placate the gullible, and always politically correct news idiots.

[goliath]

LOL! That's the most succinct bit of wisdom I've read in awhile

[joathome]

I've been a stay-at-home mother for 22 years, and find it very rewarding. I can't say I love it "every" day, but I do love my children every day :), and I know I'm doing the right thing and would do it all over again.

The problem with staying home is that there are so few others around me who do. I feel like I could shoot a canon down my street every day at noon and no one would ever get hurt. I would imagine a house husband would feel much more isolated. I have to make a lot of effort to keep in touch with friends around the city. My mom and her generation didn't have that problem--she had good friends, sisters and sisters in law very close by.

[Balata]

This guy will live much longer than he thinks. He forgot to factor in the studies that connect humor and being able to laugh at oneself with longevity.

[tubebender]

I listen to the radio in the mornings as I shave and shower and everyday it's some new health "baddie" followed by some new health "goodie". Then there is the latest study refuting the previous study. This week I'm on the "Cabbage Soup Diet". After all I do want to live to see my 69th birthday on the 15th.

[Don Myers]

"What did you say? I wasn't listening ;)"

Now, thats the idea.

[tubebender]

"BREAKING NEWS"...Latest health alert per cBS radio news. Women that have mild depression during their life "live longer" than women that don't.

[goliath]

"Women that have mild depression during their life "live longer" than women that don't." And children whose mothers have depression are more likely to be murdered than those who don't...

Seriously, are you BSing with that breaking news?