[Keith in Iowa]

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TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
> 10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.
> 9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
> 8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.
> 7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
> 6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
> 5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space >and doesn't require 200 pair of shoes.
> 4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
> 3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
> 2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.
> AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:
> 1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

[Ken H]

Handguns don't go off on you if you cock other handguns.

[SpottedBeaver]

Bwhaahahahhah! Ok..... Where's my beer?

(Keith in Dallas)

[onedoug]

I'll take a .12 gauge for the home, thanks. The safer, my wife.

Funny, for this to have posted just above my thread too, re the angled, though similar theme.

Best.

[DBtoo]

HEY !!!! :{

[lowbridge]

11. A handgun doesn't care how big your trigger finger is.
12. A handgun won't complain if you are a "little fast on the trigger."

[lowbridge]

REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A MAN:

A handgun can be kept under the bed freeing up valuable closet space.
Handguns are never gas operated.
A handgun reloads FAST.
Handguns are always there when you need them.
A handgun can always be changed to a bigger caliber.
After a handgun fires once, it doesn't roll over and go to sleep and refuse to fire again if you need it to.
If a handgun becomes dysfunctional, you can exchange it for one that works at no cost to you.
A handgun doesn't mind if sometimes you just want to hold it without pulling its trigger.
A handgun doesn't go off before you pull the trigger.
You can get a handgun that's 6 inches, 8 inches, 10 inches, or whatever fits your needs.
A handgun doesn't claim to be a long barrel, and then when you open the box you find out it's a snubnose.
Handguns with short barrels don't get inferiority complexes about it.
A handgun can have its barrel length easily and permanently altered.

[BOBTHENAILER]

A handgun likes to be oiled frequently.

[socal_parrot]

My wife is slowly killing me. A handgun would do it quicker and with less pain.

[AngrySpud]

I guess I have the best of both worlds. My wife just bought herself a Taurus 9mm

[swheats]

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

LOL the operative word is "Buy".