top ten reasons a handgun is better than a woman

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TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN > > 10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's. > 9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the >road. > 8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him> so, >he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with >it. > 7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a >backup. > 6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are >out of ammo. > 5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space >and doesn't require 200 pair of shoes.. > 4. Handguns function normally every day of the month. > 3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make> me >look fat?" > 2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after >you're done using it. > AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A >WOMAN: > 1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

[supercat]

Handguns are never gas operated.

Desert Eagle?

If a handgun becomes dysfunctional, you can exchange it for one that works at no cost to you.

Cool. Where and how?

[Shooter 2.5]

I have a Para-Ordinance that simply wouldn't chamber a round. It was the early frame kit that had to be put together. The frame had something wrong with it so I sent it back to the factory. When I talked to the representative on the phone, he said and I quote:
"We going to do you a favor. We're going to cut your fame in half and destroy it."

I asked exactly how was that going to help me? The rep stated that they were going to destroy the old frame and make me another and transfer the old serial number to the new frame and that's what they did. Excellent company.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Making fun of them? ;-D