Posted on 04/21/2002 3:28:38 PM PDT by ex-snook
A break in the news for those wanting a change from reading about Bush, Sharon, Arafat, Washington, GOP, Democrats whatever.
"Senior" personal ads seen in Florida and Arizona newspapers Who sez seniors don't have a sense of humor?)
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FOXY LADY Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired
beauty, 80's, slim,5'-4" (used to be 5-6), searching
for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT Recent widow who
has just buried fourth husband looking for someone
to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting,
shortness of breath not a problem.
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SERENITY NOW I am into solitude, long walks,
sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you
are the silent type, let's get together, take our
hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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WINNING SMILE Active grandmother with
original teeth seeking a dedicated flossier to share
rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock,
still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights,
and still like to play the air guitar. If you were a
groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get
together and listen to my boss collection of
eight-track tapes.
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MEMORIES I can usually remember Monday
through Thursday. If you can remember Friday,
Saturday, and Sunday, let's put our two heads
together.
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MINT CONDITION Male, 1932, high mileage,
good condition, some hair, many new parts including
hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
I thought so too but I guess people are into more 'important' topics.
Agreed, many would have added some of their own creations. But.....these are serious times.......
And, in the interest of being fair....my ad would say:
"White female, non-smoker, let me have my way and we'll get along fine......."
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