The GUILD 4-15-2002 Tax Day Break

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Relaxing amongst the daffodils

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That's why this is so bizarre. Chelsea doesn't have any friends her own age. She is trying to be a 40 year old. I think this will wear on Ian and he will bail. I don't believe for a minute that Chelsea will be marrying Ian.

Chelsea does NOTHING to fit into Oxford. As far as it has been reported she doesn't do anything socially with her classmates other than Ian. I am sure it leads to resentment among the student body.

The whole thing is just bizarre.

[Teacup]

He appears to be around three feet tall

Is this Ian guy a munchkin? Chelsea gonna marry someone shorter than her? HMMM? Very interesting.

Hey did anyone watch "24" last night? I'm hooked on that series. Well it seems that there is this black presidential canidate in the series. He is married to this very domineering bitch of a wife. She is a liar and mean and just wants to be first lady at whatever cost.

Last night he told her, he didn't think she loved him. Anyway, on next weeks clips, the senator is seen getting a massage by a very young looking "Intern?" HMMM? Sound familar?

[Carolina]

The whole thing is just bizarre.

Here's another bizarro: Flockhart Vows To Start Eating To Save "Ally"

She's claiming caloric solidarity with Mahatma Ghandi and is holed up eating more than 250 calories per day. She's using caloric blackmail to save "Ally."

[mountaineer]

The Clintoons could inspire a host of unsavory fictional characters in movies, TV or novels. Unfortunately, the truth always is worse than fiction, in their case. Chelsea's hobnobbing with models and movie stars reminds me of girls I knew when I was around 7th grade. Because their families were wealthy and had horses, they always thought they were superior to the rest of us mere mortals. I get that impression from Chels, which is not surprising considering the imperial way Hitlery (who makes Marie Antoinette look like Mother Theresa) conducts herself.

[lodwick]

Outstanding post - lmao - MotherTeresa indeed!

[Teacup]

The funny thing about this character is, that Fox TV has chosen to call him, "The first Black President." ROFLOL! Kinda like a dig at the TOON. Besides, the wife is a total back stabbing bitch.

Chelsea does not know who she is or what she wants. Don't forget she was raised by nannies, lived in boarding schools, and dorms. Her mama was never there for her. A daughter needs her mom to give her guidance. She's just floating around England like a ship without a rudder. She's Sleeping around with her boyfriend and over drinking and who knows what else. These are examples she got from her daddy. She needs stuff money can't buy. WOW! This girl is messed up.

[Teacup]

250 calories per day???? Heck! I have birds who come to eat at my bird feeder who eat more than that. I have a set of Titmouse's. Itty bitty birds. They can eat all day. This is strange.

[retrokitten]

I went to the site the story came from and found these other headlines...

---Halle Berry Hurt Doing "James Bond" Stunt, Forced to End Oscar Speech Prematurely

--M&M Hires Rapper Eminem for New "Here's What You Can Do With Your Chocolate Mess!" Campaign

--New Anti-Pirate Software Prevents Duplication of CDs; Bluebeard, Captain Hook Sue

--Mike Wallace Cuts "Sixty Minutes" Work in Half; CBS To Change Name To "Thirty Minutes"

--ABC Cancels "The Court," Causing Sally Field to Say, "You Hate Me, You Really Hate Me!"

--Oprah Winfrey, Jerry Springer to Square Off in Next Edition of Fox's "Celebrity Boxing"

[Carolinamom]

In one of the quotes you posted, did you notice that Ian instead of being IDed as Chelsea's boyfriend was called her BOYTOY? Just another alcolyte and not too flattering to him IMO.

[codebreaker]

Gossip-Society Stuff for 4/17/02

Modeling Pictures of Tiger Woods gal pal surface in Europe (MSNBC-Jeanette Walls)

Both Britney and Boyfriend are claiming L.A. House (NY Daily News)

Rocker Courtney Love passes out on Texas airplane (Next Weeks Enquirer)

Kevin Costners illegimate kid wants to see him (Next Weeks Star)

O' Reilly and Rosie buds? (Page Six)

NPR refuses sponsorship from Martha Stewart bashing book (PBS)

Liberal Grammy President to be fired (National Recording Arts and Sciences Academy)

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[Teacup]

--Oprah Winfrey, Jerry Springer to Square Off in Next Edition of Fox's "Celebrity Boxing"

HA HA HA HA Now there is a match I would watch. Oprah needs to find a good bra before she squares off.