Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 005

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[Darksheare]

But, then again, it does seem to fit with us all here..

[palo verde]

captain, please see andysmom's post 933 of what your crew has been up to
I thought you ran a tight ship
love, firstmate palo, who wants order on board the Scheherezade

[palo verde]

thanks for the correction
I see
you backed into a cactus

[Darksheare]

Or we could have my brother show up. I'm sure he could use some 'examining' after the time he let fly on an electric fence.........

[Darksheare]

Nope, no backing. Landed belly first. Hurt like the dickens. Stuck to me too. Didn't you say they might have been called 'chollo' cactus? Think I can write something odd about that too. "The day the cacti took over" or something similarly odd....

[andysandmikesmom]

Oh, the plot thickens more and more...

My brother almost had a serious encounter...one time he needed his jock strap washed for his upcoming high school football game, and my mom had forgotten to wash it...so she went downstairs to the basement, threw it into the washing machine all by itself, waited for it to finish washing, and then threw it, all by itself into the dryer...and set the dryer on extra hot, I guess...then she came back upstairs

A while later, my aunt came running upstairs, screaming that the dryer was on fire...my brothers jock strapped was burned to a cinder...guess mom left it in too long...

Dad laughed, saying my brother nearly had 'Great Balls of Fire'

Revenge of the Machines..

[Neets]

LOL..you sure we aren't related somehow??? Your stories sound almost like my family...

I have five older sisters...and I am the youngest girl...I remember when my older sisters were dating...if a guy would come to pick up one of the big girls...Dad would look out the window and check him out....if he thought the guy passed his inspection, he'd go and answer the door...if not...he'd go and answer the door..........in his briefs............LOL....my sisters of course would die of embarassment and never go out with the guy again...HEHEHEEH..

[westmex]

I thought they were a fairly common article around the world, but they do seem to generate a fair amount of interest here on this thread....lol...
....Westy...

[andysandmikesmom]

That is soooo funny....I dont think my dad ever did anything like that tho...that is just tooo priceless...your dad was a pistol...

[Darksheare]

Reminds me of my mom trying to dry some briefs in the microwave.
*In Mr Rodger's voice* "Can you say, 'extra-crispy with a side order of carbonized cotton'?"
Needless to say... she's never lived it down.
And neither has my brother. Miracle he's had three kids after 'stun gunning' the equipment via electric fence.

[Neets]

He was a Pistol.....one night years ago, it started snowing pretty hard...so he went and put his hat and coat and boots on...one of my sisters asked could she go with him...of course he said yes....so she goes and puts on her winter gear,,thermals, hat, coat, boots, gloves......they go out and get in the car...and he pulls the car into the garage,,shuts the car off and gets outta the car.........the rest of us were laughing so hard at the look on her face when she came back in the house...it was priceless...

[palo verde]

rofl yes they are called cholla cactus
their thorns are 3 inches long
like spikes
their nickname is jumping cactus because if you walk anywhere near them they jump off on you
(a small part of cactus detaches itself from the plant to stick to your body)

[palo verde]

rofl
they prolly generate a fair amount of interest around the world too

[palo verde]

rofl your dad was funny neets :)

[palo verde]

I'm sorry you took a belly flop into a cholla cactus
your platoon shouldn't have laughed, that hurts!!!

[palo verde]

Bill offered ride in his pick-up truck to Crystal Cave to anyone in grotto who needed ride
guy named Brian emailed him he wants ride
Bill emailed back can you meet me at my house at 2pm tomorrow, cause I'm gonna take my wife swimmin' first
Brian just emailed back, 2pm is perfect, his wife will drive him to our house
and ''which pool do you swim at? I go to Fort Lowell with my wife Anne''
seems like coincidence his wife is named Anne too, and they swim at same pool we do
Love, Palo

[andysandmikesmom]

Gosh its so great to hear these stories of the blunders and misadventures and shenanigans of peoples parents...shows that we parents are all too human, and make mistakes...but often funny mistakes, as seen here...

[andysandmikesmom]

Poor thing...thought she was was really going somewhere important...instead just merely bringing the car into the garage...I bet she never lived that one down...

[andysandmikesmom]

Just goes to show, that 'Mr. Johnson' is strong indeed, and can take abuse...

[andysandmikesmom]

Two wives named Anne, two husbands going to Crystal Cave, two married couples swimming at the same pool, meet on the internet....I hear the 'Twilight Zone' music...