Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

To: Darksheare; Palo verde; westmex; OneidaM; habs4ever
Oh, the plot thickens more and more...

My brother almost had a serious encounter...one time he needed his jock strap washed for his upcoming high school football game, and my mom had forgotten to wash it...so she went downstairs to the basement, threw it into the washing machine all by itself, waited for it to finish washing, and then threw it, all by itself into the dryer...and set the dryer on extra hot, I guess...then she came back upstairs

A while later, my aunt came running upstairs, screaming that the dryer was on fire...my brothers jock strapped was burned to a cinder...guess mom left it in too long...

Dad laughed, saying my brother nearly had 'Great Balls of Fire'

Revenge of the Machines..

946 posted on 04/12/2002 5:45:24 PM PDT by andysandmikesmom
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 944 | View Replies ]


To: andysandmikesmom
LOL..you sure we aren't related somehow??? Your stories sound almost like my family...

I have five older sisters...and I am the youngest girl...I remember when my older sisters were dating...if a guy would come to pick up one of the big girls...Dad would look out the window and check him out....if he thought the guy passed his inspection, he'd go and answer the door...if not...he'd go and answer the door..........in his briefs............LOL....my sisters of course would die of embarassment and never go out with the guy again...HEHEHEEH..

947 posted on 04/12/2002 5:51:02 PM PDT by Neets
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 946 | View Replies ]

To: andysandmikesmom
Reminds me of my mom trying to dry some briefs in the microwave.
*In Mr Rodger's voice* "Can you say, 'extra-crispy with a side order of carbonized cotton'?"
Needless to say... she's never lived it down.
And neither has my brother. Miracle he's had three kids after 'stun gunning' the equipment via electric fence.
950 posted on 04/12/2002 5:56:52 PM PDT by Darksheare
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 946 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson