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Pedestrian Shoots Prankster
Denver Post (via Unknown News) ^
| Wednesday, April 03, 2002
| Sean Kelly
Posted on 04/04/2002 12:46:00 PM PST by pa_dweller
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Huh! Bet that'll leave a mark - dumb sh*t.
To: pa_dweller
I know it's wrong, but I can't stop laughing. This is the funniest thing I've read all day.
To: pa_dweller, RedBloodedAmerican, Sir Gawain
HAHAHAHAHA, I always wondered why those idiots that filmed themselves shooting people with paintballs from the car never got shot at with real guns.
To: Texaggie79
Don't bring a paintball gun to a gun fight!
"Boo been shot!"
To: RedBloodedAmerican
LOL, dey shot boo!! I's like boo been shot, boo been shot!!!
To: pa_dweller
Anyone with information on the shooting is asked to call Lakewood police at 303-987-7111If they catch the real ammo shooter, I hope they pin a medal on him.
To: Texaggie79
""dey shat boo like in de hed wit da gack"
"Boo has a massive head injury"
To: Texaggie79;tennessee_bob
I can only find a .ram version on Boortz's site.
Got a .wav file of it??
To: RedBloodedAmerican
NA, I haven't seen it in a long time.
To: pa_dweller
Who wants to bet the guy who shot the real ammunition in self defence gets slapped with a hate crime charge for unwarranted discrimination against Paintball players? (For that matter, who wants to bet that this triggers a crusade for...Paintball control?)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
To: Tennessee_Bob
Hilarious! I never tire from listening to this.
"They got shot! They got shot!"
I said, "Who? Who?"
"Boo got shot! Boo got shot"
I said, "Oh my gawd! Oh my gawd!"
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posted on
04/04/2002 1:37:19 PM PST
by
JURB
To: RedBloodedAmerican
I hope so too, but since "they" are likely to have very different plans for the kid, we'd probably better start taking up a collection for his legal defense. Or arranging to have him spirited away and given a new identity. I don't even want to think about what "they" might do to a teenager who fired a real gun in self defense -- poor kid'll probably do time in an adult prison, and we all know what happens to teenage boys there . . .
To: Tennessee_Bob
Thank you ever so much for the link. I REALLY needed that laugh!!
To: pa_dweller
"They could face charges down the line," Oulton said, "but right now the detectives are focused on the more serious crime of the shooting."If they were in California, they could be charged with murder for the death of their friend, because they were all partners in crime, and that led to his death.
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posted on
04/04/2002 2:08:26 PM PST
by
xm177e2
To: Tennessee_Bob
hehehehehehe. You da man.
To: pa_dweller
"I'd say a BB gun is more dangerous," said Sam Palumbo, owner of Denver Paintball. I'd disagree. If it was one of the professional paintball guns (not the plastic-crap ones) you're talking 50 caliber in size, and muzzle velocity approaching that of a 45 caliber handgun.
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posted on
04/04/2002 2:12:12 PM PST
by
zandtar
To: pa_dweller
I'm really sorry for this kid who got shot, but what goes around comes around."I don't feel sorry for the cowardly punk at all. Not even a little bit. Driving around, being the tough bully .. he finally got what he deserved. If I witnessed the event, and knew the shooter ... I'd suddenly come down with amnesia.
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posted on
04/04/2002 3:58:09 PM PST
by
Hodar
To: pa_dweller
Is 'double tap' illegal in Kolaradoooo?
To: Rightwing Canuck
the funniest thing It may be wrong but I too derived a certain amount of amusement from this. That's why I included 'Humor' as one of the topics!
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