[Revolting cat!]

(11) The index in the user's manual would have no entries for commonly used proper names and no entries for the terms used within the user's manual itself.

[Revolting cat!]

(12) The company would send out its employees to troll the Internet forums and argue with insults and invective that there should be only one car company in the world, theirs.

[Revolting cat!]

(13) The radio would have a secret channel which would do nothing but blabber out loud an endless list of the names of all corporate flunkies who were ever involved in the production of the vehicle. This feature would be considered within the company as a major technological achievement.

[RangeRatt]

your new car would have a built-in navigation system using resources fron Microsoft Encarta, and any attempt to remove this software would cause the rest of the programming to suffer fatal errors.

[Revolting cat!]

(14) The seats would be called 'desktop' and the dashboard 'toolbar'.

[spoiler2]

Sometimes, after turning the ignition key off, the only way to get it to stop running, would be to disconnect the fuel line completely.

At least once a week, after an evening of freeping, I have to pull the plug out of the wall, to get this ol' Microsoft diesel to stop for the night!

[altair]

(15)Most green lights would allow passage only to GM cars.

[RIGHT IN SEATTLE]

(16)If you bought you windows from an un-authorized distributor, you have no support.

(16-a)YOU SHOULD ALWAYS BUY YOUR CAR FROM AN OLD LADY IN HER CHURCH PARKING LOT!

If you don't you will have to hire an attorney to sue the second lowest on the food chain---any type of car dealer!

The lowest bottom feeder--------- is the attorney!

RIS

[Texaggie79]

If Linux built a car it would be a Pugeuot (sp?)

[BluesDuke]

And I don't even want to think about what would happen if a Gatesmobile dashboard flashed the all-time dreaded warning:

This program has performed an illegal function and will shut down.

[WFTR]

17. Whenever you parked the car, you'd have to leave the engine running to spin the wheels in place or they would develop flat spots where they touched the ground. The mechanism for spinning the wheels wouldn't always work and wouldn't always allow you to put the car back in regular driving mode.