[Bella_Bru]

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[hole_n_one]

At the fair, all the kids scrambled to the cotton candy and hot dog vendors, except for young Ozzy, who had other ideas..........

[RangeRatt]

I still cannot fathom that MTV has been on for 24 years...does anyone other than me remember when they used to show music videos, and if so, what the first one was?

[nonliberal]

This show is absolutely hilarious.

[Constitution Day]

...wife planned to liven up his next concert by filling the stage with bubbles, Ozzy Osbourne, 53, snapped to attention.

How disturbing to think that Ozzy is only one year younger than my mother!

[NeoCaveman]

I'll be watching, even though I think you are all (bleeping) insane.

(said in best Ozzy voice)

[hole_n_one]

Breakfast with 'The Osbournes'...........

I intentionally omitted the pic of the defacating bull dog and Ozzy smelling his armpits

[Dan from Michigan]

"Suicide Solution,"

Isn't that an anti-drinking song Ozzy wrote about himself and has nothing to do with suicide?

When is this on? I gotta catch this show. The only time I watch MTV is when WWF is on.

[xm177e2]

He was banned from San Antonio in 1981 for urinating on the Alamo.

Probably for his own protection.

[wardaddy]

It's funny I admit...Ozzy seems like such a staid ol softy but I can't get beyond all the foul langauge...especially in front of kids or from the kids to their folks. I curse myself from time to time but not in front of my kids nor would I tolerate it. It's demeaning.

[nunya bidness]

I happened to catch the show one time and laughed until I almost pissed my pants.

This and The Sopranos are two of the only reasons I wished I had cable.

Where is StoneCold these days?

[JURB]

Am I the only one that can't stand this show? I've seen it a couple of times, and while it's vaguely amusing watching a brain-fried Ozzy, his sailor mouthed wife and his spoiled-rotten kids, I still get the sense that Ozzy is the butt-end of the whole gag. It's not as if we are supposed to laugh along with Ozzy and his family, but at him (and that joke runs it course real fast). Plus, the show has got this whole narcisstic Real World vibe going on which I find particularly loathsome.

And this article has it wrong. Led Zeppelin didn't invent the heavy metal genre. They influenced it, yes, but they didn't invent it. Heavy metal simply did not exist until Black Sabbath came along with their first album. So Ozzy isn't so much the looney uncle of metal, as is he is a co-founder, along with Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler and Bill Ward.

[Buckeroo]

Sounds like my life, I just don't have a Clinton bitch to beat around.

[JohnHuang2]

Ozzy rocks, no question about it!

[realpatriot71]

once-satanic heavy metal star

Never was - take off the foil hat . . .

"Bubbles?!" he hollered indignantly. "Sharon, I'm the Prince of [bleep] Darkness!"

Had me laughing until I cried. If you don't follow Ozzy or his music, you won't really get it.

[sharktrager]

This has got to be the greatest new show in 10 years. My wife is very conservative and even she loves parts of it.

I thought she was going to choke to death when Ozzy walked away from his wife backstage, sat down in the directors chair, and promptly fell backwards.

Personally, I figured his wife should have told Ozzy he did have every other day off. I doubt he'd know the difference.

I also loved watching Ozzy work out. It reminded me of that excercise tape that Milton Berle put out a few years ago with a band of geriatric aerobic instructors.