Dead Dog Cafe fully automated AUTHENTIC INDIAN NAME GENERATOR

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[RippleFire]

Welcome to the Dead Dog Cafe fully automated AUTHENTIC INDIAN NAME GENERATOR
Just enter the information below and hit the button. After the wheels stop spinning you will be presented with a certificate that confirms your new Authentic Indian Name.
(Suitable for Framing... hit the print button on your browser)

While your here, why not spin up some new names for your friends too... they'll be so pleased... maybe.

LINK

[PoisedWoman]

Yours is great. but mine basically bites: Belinda Defiant Puppy. Grrrrrr

[PoisedWoman]

FOTFLMAO....Your Louis Farrakhan generator named me "Sheetswa." I'm changing my screen name immediately.

[damnlimey]

Some sh*t just aint funny,my wu tang name is lesbian pimp
As if that's not bad enough my White lesbian name is Poppy DykeFlower

[Tennessee_Bob]

LOL! Good to meet you, I'm Rocky WhompingLizard.

[Penny1]

Hehehe, that's a pretty good one, especially the clumsy part...

I am "Ruby Curious Landrover"

I'm a car???? I don't understand that, lol

[Dawgsquat]

My REAL name came out:

Ricky Shadowy Palimino

My screen name came out:

Jason Melting Biscuits

Weird. My name ain't Ricky or Jason. I do like biscuits melting wit butter though.

[ValerieUSA]

Hamilton Dappled Liver?? That's worse even than uglybiker. *LOL*
I am Tracy Red Brains but my African name is Malcom J

[ValerieUSA]

Top Gun name generator .. Mine is Goblin

[Beep]

Katie Reptilian Buffalo here; shall we Powwow at sunset?!

[missycocopuffs]

I'm now "Irmagard Fiberglass Pants"...and my husband does call me a hard*ss for my uncompromising views.

And, having way too much time on my hands I generated names for all of our guests for tomorrow's Easter dinner. A little levity needed in light of what's going on in the Middle East.

Thanks for the link, SLJP.

[missycocopuffs]

Ooops, I meant to thank RippleFire...

[.38sw]

My Indian name is Beatrice Rustproof Python. My Top Gun name is Weapon. Cool.

[grumpster-dumpster]

Be it hereby declared and proclaimed that on Saturday, March 30, 2002 The wheels were 'spun' for GRUMPSTER-DUMPSTER and he will henceforth be known by his new AUTHENTIC INDIAN NAME: Dennis Rubber Osprey

The sad thing is...that really is my name.

[aomagrat]

Gilles Shimmering Ram

[Mad Dawgg]

Mine is Lawrence Ragtime Sprinkles

Somehow I feel better knowing that

[Dan from Michigan]

ROFL. I got "The Ox". How I don't know, since I'm short(5'10).

[Dan from Michigan]

Top Gun name - Turbo

[boris]

I'm Ol` Filthy, Sweaty Bastard
...according to Wu.

--Boris

[Rainbow Rising]

My new name is Ruby Dreamy Hyena. Pretty cool. Does this mean I can open a casino now?

[Crowcreek]

I was pretty optimistic, having an Indian-like sounding name to begin with...

But 'Robert Sneaky Strawberry' sounds more like some thinly-disquised sodomite code-talking . .