I'm no Martha Stewart

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[farmfriend]

Come and read this before we get in trouble on that other thread.

[SierraWasp]

what? For cheesin it up too much?

[SierraWasp]

Whad 'r yew dewin over hear? Startin anuther Wimmins Movement? I'm startin ta blush... I think I wuz brung to a Martha Stewart "shower" of sum kind!!!

[farmfriend]

Did you read 23 and 29? 29 is real good.

[SierraWasp]

Is that wunna them there Klamath Falls Super Sucker Fish???

[farmfriend]

Check out his link in 25. He was being cruel.

[SierraWasp]

"Did you read 23 and 29? 29 is real good."

Yup! I read 'em all and just grinned my little waspish but off the subject... wen do we eat?

[kayak]

Erma and I would have gotten along real well ..... :-)

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the humor break!!!

[whoever]

Good for you, congrats!!!!!

[Bella_Bru]

That leftover wine one threw me........I cannot remember the last time that we cracked open a bottle and did NOT finish it within a couple of hours. I suppose wine is not meant to be drunk from huge glass mugs, though.

[DJ88]

Here is something I read about kids (I can only imagine what MS would say).

Pacifiers

First Child: When your first child drops her pacifier, you will make sure you boil it for 10 minutes to sterilize to keep her free from germs. You will do this approximately 200+ times a day.
Second Child: When you second child drops her pacifier, you will run it under hot water from the kitchen sink, if it looks dirty.
Third Child: When you're third child drops her pacifier, you will lick it clean. What's a little dirt anyway?
Fourth Child: When your fourth child drops her pacifier, you give it to the dog to lick it clean.

I can't remember who sent me that, or if it's the exact wording, but I thought it was pretty funny. ;-)

[TxBec]

count me in.

[ohioWfan]

OH yeah, I'm much more of an Erma kind of girl than a Martha kind of girl!
I don't believe I've ever once desired a 'beautiful glossy finish' on a pie crust!

[Lorena]

Thanks for the ping! It's nice to start the day with a chuckle, especially if it is at Martha's expense.

[hobbes1]

It appears xsmommy is a Real Woman...lol

[hobbes1]

I suppose wine is not meant to be drunk from huge glass mugs, though.

Dear, the only place one should go upon exiting the bottle, is directly to the Palate!!!!!!!

[xsmommy]

and why did you doubt this, darling??

[CholeraJoe]

The Real Women's motto: I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.

Describes her to a tee. But then again it is hard to screw up Wheaties and sour milk.

[xsmommy]

that one in particular does fit....