I'm subtle as a steam-roller, right Jen?
Tell me, who did you guys most want to kill last night? My sisters and I decided that next time they should have Legolas and Gimli as security; any actor who goes past his time on his speech will be forced off the stage by an axe-wielding dwarf. Anyone who says "thank you" to more than fifteen people gets shot. And anyone who gives a standing ovation to Woody Allen gets eaten by Shelob.