[Overtaxed]

Of course, in a pinch, a mace will do:

Or Sam Gamgee's weapon of choice:

[JenB]

Dibs on the Frying Pan of Doom!

Hey guys, hi to the new friends! I'm tired and depressed - read a space article this morning and it's been haunting me all day. Feeling a little depressed. I think I'm a star-struck Elf today, or maybe just a Human who's been spending too much time considering the numinous. (Not much else to do when you're scrubbing pots!)

[Sam Cree]

Hi, Overtaxed, I managed to log back in...now I need a pint.

Too bad they don't make those nice skillets any more. I've got a couple for frying...They're like heirlooms.