[Sam Cree]

"a lawn should provide cover for if I ever have to sneak out under a hail of bullets"

What a way to think! 'Course, you're probably right...

[JenB]

Life is more fun when you plan to live on the edge. As long as you don't actually go there.... the planning is all the fun!

Would it scare you to know that I have figured out ways to leave the house without using the doors - spent actual brain cycles figuring out possible escape routes?

[Overtaxed]

I don't do the beautiful lawn thing....I wait until the neighbors mow theirs before I cut my gra...er...weeds.