[Corin Stormhands]

You guys sound like you could live on this street...

Nah, I like my neighbors. I just hate living between two perfect lawns. Although with the clover in bloom, mine is at least green.

I need some of our gardners here to come over...

[JenB]

Hmmm... my philosophy is, a lawn should provide cover for if I ever have to sneak out under a hail of bullets. And my dad's is that it's worth the money to hire someone to cut it. We're happy here, whatever the grass length!

[Bear_in_RoseBear]

I need some of our gardners here to come over...

Seeing as how you're a dwarf and all, perhaps you should consider xeriscaping, or maybe a rock garden... ;)