[HairOfTheDog]

hehehehe - I just can't stop LMAO about this scenario... I know her Mother. She is one of those old conservative Southern women with really BIG red hair (that long ago ceased to be naturally red) who will never come to your house without bringing a nice potato salad. I just can't stop laughing thinking of her in this situation... discovering "magazines" on the nightstand and running out shrieking in horror. Her poor husband holding a cold compress to her forehead and offering her some lemonade while she mutters verses from the book of Revelations... I am not nice for finding the situation hilarious, but then neither is my friend.

[Overtaxed]

Yes I know the type...poor lady! Was she his only living relative? You'd think someone would warn her.

[JenB]

That's just too funny! But then, everyone knows I've never had a drop of that milk of human kindness stuff in my life (think I'm lactose intolerant) so to me it's just amusing.

I supposed OT and I can have an Elf-war if you want us to change the subject.