Why does this remind me of "Christmas Vacation"? ;-)
Hey, Jen! I wanted to ask you...do you have a copy of your story in Word format or something otherwise downloadable? I'd like to read it, but because my dial-up connection messes up incoming phone calls about half the time, and I'm hoping for that call...I can't stay on during the day, and I never seem to get around to it at night.
Well, that's exactly what it is, except we don't break any windows and we get the squirrels out before we let the tree in.