[HairOfTheDog]

We sure do!

He's a cutie pie isn't he?

(too bad the military made him shave his beard)

[2Jedismom]

Well, to prevent g'nad from kicking my posterior...I'm going to vote now! Be back in a sec.

[ksen]

Corin,

I know you listen to Glenn Beck, did you just hear that caller from Miami-Dade County?

They guy calls and he’s all out of breath. Glenn asks him what’s the matter. The guy says, “I just got done voting in Dade county.”

Beck says, “Are you alright?”

Caller: “No, I went and voted for McBride and the screen came up and said I had registered a vote for Bush. It asked me if it was ok and I pushed no. I did this three or four times. Then I went and told one of the workers and they told me that they had had a call from Governor Bush and he told them there were to be no votes for McBride.”

Beck: “Really? That really happened?”

Caller: “Yes, the Governor said there were to be no votes for McBride and then President Bush called and said McBride was to get no votes. Then the pollworker took out a baseball bat and started hitting me in the knees, and now I have no legs.”

Beck: “You have no legs?”

Caller: “No, I have no legs.”

Beck: “Wait a minute, did you have any legs when you went to vote?”

Caller: “Yes, I had legs when I went to vote, they hit me in the knees and now I don’t have any legs. They won’t let me have my legs back unless I vote for Bush. They’ve dragged onto I-95, and now I’m laying in the middle of I-95.”

Beck: “Oh my, we’ll be back after these messages.”

[g'nad]

(blush) stop that ladies... yer makin' me giddy...

tried to respond earlier, but between FR slows and firewall blues, I ain't been able to post since this a.m.... anyone in the chat room?