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Corin,

I know you listen to Glenn Beck, did you just hear that caller from Miami-Dade County?

They guy calls and he’s all out of breath. Glenn asks him what’s the matter. The guy says, “I just got done voting in Dade county.”

Beck says, “Are you alright?”

Caller: “No, I went and voted for McBride and the screen came up and said I had registered a vote for Bush. It asked me if it was ok and I pushed no. I did this three or four times. Then I went and told one of the workers and they told me that they had had a call from Governor Bush and he told them there were to be no votes for McBride.”

Beck: “Really? That really happened?”

Caller: “Yes, the Governor said there were to be no votes for McBride and then President Bush called and said McBride was to get no votes. Then the pollworker took out a baseball bat and started hitting me in the knees, and now I have no legs.”

Beck: “You have no legs?”

Caller: “No, I have no legs.”

Beck: “Wait a minute, did you have any legs when you went to vote?”

Caller: “Yes, I had legs when I went to vote, they hit me in the knees and now I don’t have any legs. They won’t let me have my legs back unless I vote for Bush. They’ve dragged onto I-95, and now I’m laying in the middle of I-95.”

Beck: “Oh my, we’ll be back after these messages.”

Are you series?

I just got back. The place was filled with elderly people. I mean, it looked just like a senior citizen center. They were all sitting there hunkered over their ballots reading them like they couldn't see anything.

Bunch of old school dems no doubt too stupid (or obstinate) to see that the party has abandoned them. I don't always admire the "Greatest Generation".

I know you listen to Glenn Beck, did you just hear that caller from Miami-Dade County?

You do know he's (Beck) is pulling your leg don't you? (please tell me that you do...)

Still, I think he's probably not that far off base.