[Corin Stormhands]

Whoa...left coaster comes in from nowhere to steal the precious...

Shouldn't you be out looking for suspect trees?

[Scott from the Left Coast]

I'm thinking of gathering a collection of woodpeckers, and hiring them out to do police work.

No need to airlift stumps all the way the across the country -- my birds will get those pesky bullets out with no fuss, no muss.