[carton253]

Well...I had just come back from picking up my car at the garage... and there I saw it, as big as life, a Smeagol slander. What has Smeagol ever done to you that would make you hate him so?

[JenB]

He bit off Frodo's finger! And betrayed Sam and Frodo to be eaten by giant spiders! And he tried to kill Sam! And he brought plagues upon all our houses... oh wait, never mind, that was someone else. But he's still a wicked, wicked Gollum to me.