[Scott from the Left Coast]

Come down to earth and be a dwarf, or at least a man...

Too far down the river to turn back now. I would be the greatest Dwarf in history however, being 6 foot 2!

Windy elf it is to be (don't all the dwarves consider them interminable gas bags anyway)?

You are right about all auditors being elves: The Internal Auditor at my office, is going to the party as Arwen. That's proof right there.

[HairOfTheDog]

That is not proof! - Everyone is going as an elf, correct?

Sam said it well, "Elves aren't much into social engineering as they don't even care much about the doings of mortals" - Or their accounting!