[JenB]

We can take a little thermobarbic bombing! I'll bet we could stand up to a nuclear blast if it came to that. After the nuclear war, the only things left will be cockroaches, fruitcake, and the Hobbit Hole. Of course, we'll be left eating the cockroaches and fruitcakes so we may well wish we were dead...

[Overtaxed]

The cockroaches (and the squirrels) will beat us to the fruitcake!