Wonder if Elves like Buffalo Wings.
Well, as everyone knows, the BEST Miruvor has had ample time to ferment and by the time it is REALLY worth drinking is about two or three thousand years after bottling. By that time the alcohol created by the fermenting process has had time to breakdown which results in quite a refreshing beverage. My favorite flavor is Lip-Smacking Lime™.
Why we even let our youngsters have some before they reach the age of majority which is 1,500, although the elves in Lothlorien want to up the age to 2,100 and are threatening to withhold their Forest Renewal Matching Funds if us Mirkwood elves don’t get with the program. You wouldn’t know it to look at him, but Celeborn has quite the Louis XIV complex going on, wanting to centralize as much authority in Lothlorien as possible.
Anyways, I digress. To answer your question, no, we don’t get drunk. ;^)
-Kevin