[Overtaxed]

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Using first initial, middle name, last name I come out Adamanta Took from Binbale Wood. Finally! A website that satisfies my inner Took!

[JenB]

Hmm... and you're not just a Took, you're an exceptionally stubborn Took, if the first name is any indication. (Adamant being diamond, which is hard and not very good at changing its mind.)