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Then she'll get this silence, as the half brain-dead person on the other end of the line tries to process what she can possibly be talking about. This happens to me frequently and I'm sure the person is standing there blinking stupidly (possibly slack jawed and drooling a little.)

Which reminds me...

We were driving down the road the other day and my three year old Joshua saw a guy just walking along the side of the road. He said "Hey Mom! Look at that moron over there!" I nearly died laughing. I don't know where he gets it!

He said "Hey Mom! Look at that moron over there!" I nearly died laughing. I don't know where he gets it

LOL! That reminds me of when I'm driving with the kids in the car. I'm continually harping about the other drivers. It's a good thing I don't cuss (much) when I'm with them!