I'm not a musician, but here's me, entertaining the guests at my wife's birthday party last winter. My little 20 guage has a good sound.
And I didn't even sneak!
Think I'll stick with the whistle. That thing wasn't loaded, was it? Famous last words!
LOL!! You bear a striking resemblance to that 'algore in Vietnam' picture that was making the rounds before the 2000 election! He was standing over his gun, looking down into the barrel!