[carton253]

Silly Hobbit! Smeagol is too thin to be tasty. Try orc, Smeagol likes very, very much.

[JenB]

Silly Smeagol, Hobbits don't eat Orcs. Orcs are much too big and fierce for Hobbits to kill and cook. Smeagol is nice and lean and just right.

Oh, all right, but if you are a bad Smeagol again, you watch out... Or else I should put on the Precious; and the Precious mastered you long ago. If I, wearing it, were to command you, you would obey, even if it were to leap from a precipice or to cast yourself into the fire. And such would be my command. So have a care, Sméagol!