Thankfully we don't have that problem in our house. I stuff the turkey with apples, onions and celery, and serve mass quantities of cornbread dressing on the side!
Which leads to the other argument...if it doesn't actually go in the turkey, the proper name, I guess, is dressing...but my family has always called it stuffing anyway. The turkey was always "stuffed" with just an onion, some celery, and butter, and the "stuffing" never saw the inside of a turkey!