You know, if you don't cut back on the Elf-bashing, I'm going to suggest that Took's Corner become an alcohol-free zone. I'm not sure it helps to send you to the corner if you get more pints and wings there than at the discussion!
But hey, since we're talking about virtual pints here anyway, sling me one, ok?
I thought I
was cutting back on the Elf bashing. :)
Now that I know the origins of the Keebler Elves, I realize that I was wrong to bash Elves over keeping their secret recipes secret.