[JenB]

Hehehe - hey, Sam's a perfectly good name for a boy... or a girl, Samantha's not bad. Or you could give them LotR middle names, you know - middle names don't matter - John Elrond or Anne Eowyn or something...

[HairOfTheDog]

Or if I wanted really pretentious and odd children, I could use Evenstar, Elbereth Gilthoniel or Elessar!