[Sam Cree]

"I was able to stay in Hobbiton without being there when the story turned dark, because I would fall asleep before the party most nights!"

Hey Corin, did you notice that one of the benefits of giving up bread is that now we have plenty of room for pints?

[Corin Stormhands]

Hey Corin, did you notice that one of the benefits of giving up bread is that now we have plenty of room for pints?

Somehow, I don't think that's gonna help the diet.

One of my favorite lines, even if it was from Rosie O'Donnell...On Weight Watchers you get 200 extra calories per week. I had two Amstel Lites...After two beers who the #$%% cares about Weight Watchers...