You be careful of JenB. She's a sly little hobbit who trickses poor Smeagol with lies. Bah! She tells poor, gullible Smeagol that Galadriel had a sister. Tricksey! Tricksey! Is it Smeagols fault he hasn't read all the bookses. Then she tells poor, patient Smeagol that Bob will bore him.
Smeagol promises to be very, very good and will lead OT away from JenB. Smeagol don't like elveses either. They stinkses and poor Smeagol can't get the smell off my poor little handses.
Your Friend,
Smeagol
PS - Gots any fishses... or a small orc, perhaps?