My jokes are so old that you younguns don't get them. There's an expression "It's not the size of the wand, it's the power of the magician." The expression isn't talking about Gandalf and Saruman. It's referring to what men like to brag about and what women reassure them about. Like I said, Aragorn makes me forget about being a lady.
I know exactly what you meant... and I tried to think of some not-too-bad-way to answer in kind, but gave up!
... and if that is your tendency tonight, I am surprised you didn't pick up on my earlier post where I said I was looking for pictures of Aragorn where his quiver is showing ;~D