I know exactly what you meant... and I tried to think of some not-too-bad-way to answer in kind, but gave up!
... and if that is your tendency tonight, I am surprised you didn't pick up on my earlier post where I said I was looking for pictures of Aragorn where his quiver is showing ;~D
I can't wait to get the DVD so I can slow-mo the Legolas scenes. The actor (can't remember his name) certainly captured the grace and elegance of elves. His archery skills were more ballet than battle. Legolas slaughtered hundreds of orcs with grace and orchestration, not brute force. Sigh...
This naughty (and sometimes dense) Hobbit needs to turn in for the night. Have fun, ladies! Catcha later.