[HairOfTheDog]

Well, I think Legolas is the guy you want around if things need to be shot at. And he is mighty pretty doing it.

[Samwise]

My jokes are so old that you younguns don't get them. There's an expression "It's not the size of the wand, it's the power of the magician." The expression isn't talking about Gandalf and Saruman. It's referring to what men like to brag about and what women reassure them about. Like I said, Aragorn makes me forget about being a lady.