[carton253]

Did you just pull a fast one on me? Did you think I wouldn't look that stuff up? Well, I'm going to have to make a list and put you on it!

[JenB]

No, no, it's really true! It's from The Book of Really Lost and Unfinished Tales, Plus My Father's Grocery Lists, edited by Tolkien's son, of course, and due out sometime next year. He let me look at an early copy because I know more about Middle-Earth than anyone but him and this guy in New Orleans named Bob who lives in his parents' basement and eats shoeboxes.